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I was falling asleep last night, at around 11 p.m. when all of the sudden I decided to have a little chat with myself:

I : “So, what pictures do you think should go on my new facebook account?”
Myself : “You fucker, forget about facebook, let’s watch some TV for at least half an hour. Too much internet couldn’t be good for both of us”
I : “Think you are right, but just for half an hour since we have to go to work tomorrow, and believe me, it’s going to be a really hard day with our boss kicking our balls with those system security fixes“

I started zapping, you know, to catch a good “half an hour” show like those on Sony or WB, but I guess I couldn’t be that lucky. I was on the 3rd channel from zapping starting point (Starting point was channel 41 ESPN, since the last thing I watched was the last game of the MLB World Series) when I hit channel 44 FOX.

Braveheart (1995)

Mother fucker bastard son of a bitch, why did Fox have Braveheart on? I wanted to change the damn channel and forget about it but myself couldn’t resist, myself wanted to watch the whole movie all over again… and so we did

Next time, I will cheat on myself and skip that kind of channels: Fox, Cinema Golden Choice 1 and 2 (Can you imagine if we caught soft porn on those channels, chances are I’ll end up watching 2 o 3 of those short movies), Cinema Plus, Cinema Platino, and any channel that has the nerve to play a movie at 11:00 p.m.

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Second Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

How Braveheart Should Have Ended